I read in the newspaper about this product called Java log (or Javalog, I forget...) which is essentially compressed coffee grounds and a couple of other ingredients. It burns cleaner than wood, and it's made out of something that people throw away every day (have you ever wondered what percentage of our landfills are coffee grounds?). The only problem is that it is something like $3.99 a log. Who the hell can afford four dollar logs? In order for a product like this to be truly effective in saving trees and reducing pollution, it has to be affordable for the masses.
Well, don't fear, Java Log may only provide heat for the elite, but researchers are even now searching for a more affordable alternative. In my opinion, it is right in front of their eyes. I can see the advertising campaign now: Tired of being left out in the cold? Think heat is only for the elite? Don't despair! Try new Old Sock Log! Made out of the compressed socks of the elite! Here at Old Sock Log headquarters, we steal from the rich to give glorious heat to the common folk. We'll all have a good laugh around the fire as the upper crust complain about their missing socks.

The Christmas counter ticks down. We cleaned and wrapped some more today. I'm glad I haven't gone to any malls. There are lines of cars waiting on the freeway off-ramps near them. I can't imagine having to wait in line to get to a mall. That's sort of like having to wait in line to get punched in the eye. It just doesn't make any sense.

cds I listened to while not waiting in line: The Gathering "Black Light District", Ilgi/Rainis "Speleju Dancoju", Klakki "Lemon River", and Pentagram "Sub-Basement"