Yesterday, I spent a few hours at a first aid/CPR class hosted by my weekend job. This is a good thing for a couple of reasons: Since I work with children, I need to have first aid/CPR certification for both jobs, and I would hate not knowing how to help somebody I love should that need ever arise. The funniest thing we learned was that occasionally somebody will call 411 to ask what the number to 911 is.

Perhaps these people needed somebody to remind them how to breathe. I can envision the conversation now. "Was that in and out, or in, in, and then halfway out. Do I need to be standing on my head while doing this?"