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Friday, August 30, 2024
Run To The Hills
Tuesday, August 20, 2024
Literacy Statistics
Sure, hardly anybody reads this, but now I know that at least for some of the U.S. population (21%), it's because they literally can't.
Also, my home state has the lowest adult literacy rate in the U.S. That was kind of unexpected. Click here for more.
Wednesday, August 14, 2024
Don't Prepare for Your Close-up
Sometimes you don't get the close-up shot you imagined you'd get. This is a very tightly cropped photo of a Northern Red Bishop, a species native to Africa, but photographed along the Guadalupe River in San Jose, California. There are apparently breeding populations in Southern California and Texas though, and this one appears to have a mate. eBird lists the species as "exotic/escapee", but maybe that will change as more of them establish themselves. Below are a couple of equally exotic Scaly-breasted Munias, native to southern Asia, which have definitely established themselves in the area.
Monday, August 12, 2024
Cleaning
During the traditional pause between summer and the beginning of the school year, I've found the time and energy to do little projects around the house, something I've always been excellent at putting off nearly indefinitely. My current focus is my desk drawer, which I've discovered contains nearly every ballpoint pen ever created. If you've lost one, it's probably because it's in my desk drawer. It's like the theory that lost dryer socks end up in a garage in Wisconsin. Improbable, but then again, who knows? None of this changes the fact that my drawer is full to bursting with pens.
I also found some odd bits of poetry I wrote during last year's (?) in-service at work. I can't remember the stated goal of the exercise now, other than the usual reflection-based things that teachers often do, and the idea that poetry and outdoor school really do go hand in hand. For instance, I've seen (and somewhere back in the dim recesses of time, posted on this blog) examples of writing by 10-year-olds that in a just universe really should have been published in a more permanent format.
The following bit of poetry was written in sub-optimal conditions and somewhat under duress. This is because I like to write when I'm alone, not when I'm at work surrounded by people and doing it as some sort of group exercise. Still, I transcribe it here so I can preserve it and recycle the piece of paper it was written on. Pretty freeform and tossing out the rulebook when it comes to meter and rhyme, but when it comes to expression, rules are for fools.
I notice a gentle breeze playing with the parched leaves
I wonder whether the trees will weather the drought
For the liquid of life they've gone too long without
It reminds me of connections to this world that we share
And the journey of life as we struggle to get somewhere
This somewhere and somehow our open-ended future
Made possible by these connections by wheels within wheels ever spinning
I notice the harsh call of a jay
And a truck that ceased idling
A plane overhead
A goldfinch, distant sighing
Tire crunch of gravel
The twitter of a junco
Chickadees in the cones
Urgent business in the forest
A second bit of writing is shoehorned into the margins, almost as if blank space is somehow offensive, but really because using a second piece of paper would be a waste. It's a peek into what motives me.
The first taste of coffee is before contact with the tongue
Being when and where I am I wouldn't have it otherwise
The first onset of evening and the first hint of dawn
The shift of seasons and all that they promise
Endless epiphanies inspired
A breeze picking up
Subtle changes promise
The endless, frenzied darting of the insects
Finding the hidden
Noticing the unnoticed
Making the connection binding us all
Anticipation propels me around each corner
Each corner beckons
Hiding a mystery
Generally speaking, the first poem is rooted in the present, and the second one is rooted in the future in that it's all about anticipation and change, although change on a cyclical or seasonal level. Anticipation drives me.
Written/transcribed to the tune of No Sun Rises "Ascent/Decay" and Henry Derek Elis "Don't Look"
Saturday, August 10, 2024
Birding Natural Bridges State Beach
When I started getting into birding, I typically went out mid-morning on a Saturday or Sunday each weekend. Jump cut to the present, and I find myself going out earlier and more often, usually on both Saturday and Sunday, and often with a revolving cast of fellow enthusiasts. Despite my loner tendencies, I have to admit that I've made some good friends, not to mention that going out with groups of people who are often more experienced than I am, means we're more likely to see a greater variety of birds.
Today it was just a pair of us, and our main goal was to find the Summer Tanager reported yesterday at Natural Bridges State Beach in Santa Cruz. It took us all of 10 minutes to find the bird, but it didn't stick around long. In fact, after our initial glimpse, it buggered off into the distant Eucalyptus treetops. Summer Tanagers are rare in California, normally breeding closer to the gulf coast and wintering mostly in South America. This is the only one I've seen locally this year.
Saturday, July 27, 2024
Bodega Bay, June into July, 2024
I could say that we chose to go to Bodega Bay for a few days because we hadn't explored that part of the state yet (apart from stopping at The Birds cafe on the way home from Fort Bragg a couple of years ago) but the truth is that during a heatwave, it's cooler on the coast, not to mention that there was a rare Yellow-throated Loon hanging out at the north end of the bay.
So yeah, relative coolness and relative rarity. It's a good thing Jeanine was happy with the destination too. We're both alike in that we take things as they come and always find a way to enjoy them.
It only takes a couple of hours to get there, at least when the traffic gods cooperate. It was even cooler than expected when we arrived, not to mention windy There were plenty of loons in the water although, as far as I could tell, none of them were the specific bird I was hoping to see. We went to The Birds Cafe again and I managed to dump most of my coffee on Jeanine. Before that, we got some lunch at Diekman's Store for some deli-type lunches. Over the railing I noticed a bunch of Willets and a smaller bird that turned out to be a Ruddy Turnstone, which is apparently rare locally.
Later, looking toward the ocean and literally holding on to our hats to prevent them from being blown over the bluff, we witnessed an accumulation of Common Murres living up to their name out on the rocks. During this brief trip, it felt like we saw all of the Common Murres in the world clinging to the offshore rocks like lichen. Good for them.
The next day was partially taken up by visiting a couple of odd sites we had discovered using the Atlas Obscura app. - the first one being the Children's Bell Tower, erected as a memorial to young Nicholas Green, killed in a botched robbery in Italy. His parents donated his organs and corneas afterwards, helping seven different Italian patients. Many of the various bells that make up the tower were sent from Italy by various schools, churches, mines, and ships. The haunting songs of Swainson's Thrushes resounded from nearby trees.
The second stop was the mammoth rubbing stones up near Jenner. We'd missed them last time on our way south from Fort Bragg. They're a couple of jagged, upthrust bits of blueschist once visited by prehistoric megafauna and used as spot to scratch itches and otherwise aid in their grooming routines.
After a time, we drove back toward Bodega Bay and then inland. If we had an old school thermometer, we could have watched the mercury rise rapidly as we headed to Ragle Ranch Park to look for weasels. It was in the mid-nineties by the time we got there and the weasels, being smarter than us, stayed underground for the duration. I had gotten a brief glimpse of a weasel back near the mammoth rubbing stones after some agitated White-crowned Sparrows alerted us that something was amiss, but the wily little beast was feeling photo-sensitive, so no documentation was achieved.
On the way back from our failed weasel search, we stopped at a small cemetery where Jeanine stumbled upon the final resting place of Nicholas Green. We meditated on death while a single Lazuli Bunting sang from some nearby Eucalyptus trees.
After dinner, I tried once more for the Yellow-billed Loon. So far, I'd taken countless photos of loons, but I was pretty sure all of them had been Common Loons, a species that lived up to its name locally. This time I was successful. There was already another photographer there. He'd just filled up his SD card and was leaving, so I hunkered down by the shore and showed enough restraint that my own SD card still had room for possibilities when I was done. The first photo below shows the Yellow-billed Loon in the foreground with a Common Loon lurking behind.
In the morning, there was a Bald Eagle visible from our deck. Our last stop before heading south on Highway One was the schoolhouse (now a private residence) featured in Hitchcock's The Birds.
We stopped in a bookstore in Point Reyes Station, and then at Point Reyes before heading home.
Written to the tune of Beethoven's String Quartets Op. 59 Nos. 1 & 2.
Friday, May 31, 2024
Current Entertainment
I'm currently reading a newish edition of Algernon Blackwood stories, rewatching (with Jeanine) Lars Von Trier's The Kingdom Season 2 in preparation for watching the relatively newly released Season 3 and listening (as I type) to Xasthur's "Inevitably Dark" double CD.
For old time's sake, here's a picture of a subtly beautiful Northern Pacific Rattlesnake, found in a shed by a coworker. At the request of our garden coordinator, it was released into the big pile of unused decorative landscaping rocks near our garden so it can continue the good work of eating voles and other miscreants.
Two stories Relating to Body Parts Being Made Into Something Greater Than Their Sum
Recently, I learned interesting things about a couple of friends.
A friend of around 40 years is in the final stages of making guitar picks out of his own skull. He just needs to dip them in resin. The backstory is that a few years ago he had a massive stroke which necessitated the removal of part of his skull. Said part was replaced by bionic parts (or, a 3D printed replacement, if you want the boring version) and he got to keep the original bits. Part of me wants one, but I'd feel awkward asking.
A newer friend revealed this weekend that he's literally Dr. Frankenstein. Sure, his last name is actually Frank, but his family name used to be Frankenstein until his first ancestor to emigrate to the U.S. was warned that he should change his surname due to its association with the titular character in Mary Shelley's novel, not to mention the fact that politicians at the time were using the name to insult their opponents. And yes, my friend has a PhD, so he's a doctor, just not one of medicine.